When is Barack Obama going to have his own cereal?
So many cereals are in the shape of O’s already. I think they should just go ahead make a cereal after him.
I mean, I really think I just don’t see enough of Obama on a weekly basis. Daily comments, speeches, he’s everywhere but it’s not enough. This way I could buy a box and sit there every morning staring at Barack “millhouse” Obama on the box as I eat my cereal before going off to work at my job that an evil rich person gave me.
The box could have motivational slogans on it as well such as “Skin in the game”, “Use less energy”, “Drive less”, “Sacrifice”, “Make no mistake”, “Focused like a laser beam”, “Who’s @ss do I need to kick” and “I’m buying shrimp”. Those along with a stimulus crossword puzzle on the back.
Oh and every box you buy counts as a carbon credit.
Hey I can dream can’t I?
Aguilamex: LOL
It would just be a generic blank box that says, “Cereal” on the front. That’s how all cereal will be like under Obama. EVERYTHING EQUAL!!
Obama on Cereal Box